Pick your jaw off the floor and wipe the drool off your chin. Turn off that video.

I'm not sure how it happened, I think I was looking for a Phoenix video on youtube, but I just found myself watching EllesGlitterGossip. Next thing I know I'm staring at the screen, my jaw slack and my eyes glazed over. Because she talks like this: "Ijustlovethistimeofyear!IloveeverythingaboutitIlovethemusic!andthefood!andthedecorations!andthelights!andthetraditionsandeverything"
and periodically she adds and upward-toned query sound for variety: "Ijustreallylike?tags?thatareholidaythemed" while tilting her head and looking to the corner of the screen for a studied quizzical/cute effect.

I probably just lost some crucial part of my brain because it seeped out my ear.