Last night, I had a dream.

And then I dreamed that I woke up from the dream and wrote about it in my journal. And then when I actually woke up, I was like, "Am I not done with this dream yet?" And it was 6:05 and Elise's alarm was going beep beep beep beep very quietly but very insistently. She only hit snooze for like 35 minutes today though. YES, I'm talking about you, Elise. You know what I say is true.

Dear Shane, you're driving me nuts.

Pandora thinks I want to get married.


I don't want to get married, I just want to skip ahead to the babies. GET IT RIGHT.

Oh, and

Is there such a thing as Late-Onset Dyslexia?

I just tried to write 'influence' and it came out 'inclufe--' (then I realized what I had typed and tried again).

Hey you girls